Thursday, August 28, 2008

Phelps Schmelps!


Everyone makes such a big deal out of Michael Phelps and his body proportions. At 6'4" he has the legs of a 6' man and the torso of a 6'10" man or something like that. That's nothing! I have the legs of a 2'8" man and the torso of a 3'5" man. Now that's something to get excited about.

Not to mention the sheer speed in which I can kick my legs and flap my arms... look it's so fast that it can't even be photographed!



(BTW-My Dad threw the towel over my "swimsuit area" to abide with Blogger's nudity policy. As you can see I'm a little nervous about getting busted.)

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