iPod Mastery

I'm not sure if it's my general mastery of all music-related objects, or their new marketing campaign for toddlers, but I think I've got these iPods down. I can show how in a few easy steps:

First, choose the right iPod. In this case, I'm unplugging Dada's iPod Touch in favor of the little red Nano. You are probably as equally impressed by the Touch's features and touch screen as my Dada, but to a 23-month-old (as of today if you want to send presents), the color and shape of the iPod is of utmost importance. Image is everything.



Next, I plug in the headphones to the red Nano.



The last step is to carefully place the earbuds in my ears (they don't really fit, but I'm okay with that).



With that, I'm ready to pump up the jams.